my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
When not to sing Let It Go…
WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC MONSTER CREATED THIS!!!
That is not what I was expecting…..
WHOEVER MADE THIS IS MY HERO
I TRIED THIS WITH YOU AND FAILED. Or you tried it with me. … and failed. I am bad at the internet.
-YNLet’s change that! :)
Dear New Ladyfrand,
I cannot apologize enough for showing up to the wrong bar. Thank you for your patience.
I had a lovely time. :)
I went to a psychic party.
• I’m going to be single forever.
• not going to have children
• have some abandonment issues
• not getting a catapult
At least there was wine.
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!