A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.
scruse me wat aisle da cognac on?
There’s a hotel in Sri Lanka that’s shaped like a giant elephant. Source
I do know. #mypeople
"Go right to sleep because you can’t sleep in tomorrow…. or any other day for the rest of your life."
- My Kindergarten Eve Peptalk to my 4yo
Beer. #summeroftaz (at The Brewing Lair)
Guy Ritchie : Snatch
Love that movie
But what do know about diamonds? Don’t they come from Antwerp?